And the crown goes to......

raspberry me

what's on a croc's mind?

never smile at a crocodile

no, you can't get friendly with a crocodile

don't be taken in by his welcome grin

he's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

never smile at a crocodile never dip your hat

and stop to talk awhile

never run, walk away, say good night, not good bye

clear the aisle but never smile at mr. crocodile

you may very well be well bred

lots of etiquette in your head

but there's always some special case

time or place

to forget etiquette

for instance:

never smile at a crocodile

know you can't get friendly with a crocodile

clear the aisle but never smile

at mr. crocodile!

Ah those heydays.........